How to Ruin a Job Interview – Moving Mind Studio

Next! Sup sugar-tits, can you get me a coffee two cream one sugar before Mister Saunders gets here? That’s MISS Saunders and that would be me. Have a good day. Mhm. Here’s a scenario. A customer walks into the store and claims that they don’t like the service. Do you, as an employee- Boring. Scenario. It’s about dusk, sky is…

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James Marsden Mirrors tWitch’s Dance Moves for Charity

We’re going to play a game inspired by “Dead to Me.” It’s called Twinning. tWitch is going to do a dance move. You’re going to copy it because we think you can. And when I’m satisfied with your performance, I will blow this whistle right here. [BLOWS WHISTLE] Oh God. And then– Hey. You’ll do a different dance. It’s OK.…

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5 | Its Official, I Need To Move On!

Olivia…it’s me again. Ugh…I know you’re there. Pick up! Pick uuuup! Pick up! Ugh…fine, you know what? You do have a big ass! Ahhh…why did I say that? Hi, its me again. I’m sorry for what I said, I like your big ass. Please, just call me. Oh Olivia…wait..who is this? Her boyfriend! Ah, what the hell! I don’t understand…we…

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Ellen Takes Driving School Students for a Ride

I may not have kids, but if I did, I know I’d make an excellent driving teacher. Here’s proof. Well, here are the students. They’re all students today. I’ll be teaching all of them how to drive. This is your first time driving, sir? I’m the instructor. Oh. The instructor. OK. I always think it’s a good rule of thumb…

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Strangers Offer Stranded Sergeant A Ride Home To See His Son’s Birth!

– An act of kindness by a complete stranger helped my next guest during the birth of their first child. Please welcome Julie and six-week old Cooper, and Sergeant Seth Craven who joins us live via Skype from Afghanistan. Okay. Firstly, I mean sir, thank you so much for your service, congratulations on the little guy, I mean you had…

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RED Team’s Euro Trip

Gotcha! What? G’day! Shhh! Here! Time to do good things! Doctor! Jawohl! (Yes!) Heavy wants good stuff. Yes, come over here. I am home alone. I’m gonna watch hot dogs! Yes! I feel trés bon! (very good!) Return after these messages we will! Greetings mortals! It is I! Merasmus! Welcome to my Cadillac Kingdom! Got get your Cadillac! Only for…

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Doug Douglason’s Best Dance Moves | Hot 20 | CMT

♪ No matter what you’re packin’ under that belt buckle ♪ ♪ Everybody do the Moose Knuckle Shuffle ♪ – Welcome back to Hot 20 Countdown, we’re wrappin’ things up now with Doug Douglason from the Hot Country Knights and that was “Moose Knuckle Shuffle”, oh, oh. – That’s right, that’s right. – Yeah, I’ve got, those are some good…

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